AVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS

AvengersAvengersAVENGERS. Fangasms galore. Seizure-like fits of giggling and clapping, like a toddler presented with jangling keys. The Hulk stealing the show. Tony <3 ahsdjkflae my baby. I may've become a Hiddles fan (goddammit. I was doing so well against the clusterfuck of Hiddleston on my dash. But Loki was so deliciously, magnificent-bastardly yummy.)

JOSS WHEDON. Been my Master since 2003. Reaffirmed my minionship today. He might as well have painted his name in all the frames, his mark is indelible. jfc. And also, I would like to do naughty sexual things to the soundtrack. Alan Silvestri reminded me why he deserves my flailing (if not the unfaltering loyalty I give to Hans Zimmer.)

Makes me kinda sad that today's opening day; this needs to be on DVD yesterday.