Ganked hardcore from goodbye2pisces cause awesomepants.

Your job is now your Time Lord name. The last digit of your phone number is the current regeneration you are in. The nearest clothing item to your right is now the most notable item in your current wardrobe. The last person you texted is your current companion. Your favourite word is now your catchphrase.

Name The Sandwich Artist is garbage. my real name is in the title.
Current regeneration Second! Im a baby.
Wardrobe My jeans. That's it? Plain old boring jeans? Am I naked on top or what?
Companion Cora! <3 Blonde, cute and geeky. I'll have it. She'll be mags.
Catchphrase "No probs." Or awesomepants. Or mags, actually. I say them a lot.

And the added bit: TARDIS stuck as...? A grandfather clock. <3

ETA: My brother was amused and played along despite his lack of enthusiasm for all things Who. These are his answers:

Name The Barista. (He makes the best coffee in all of time and space.)
Current regeneration Sixth.
Wardrobe There wasn't anything to his right, so in his words, "Im either naked or wearing a suit made of Bounty." xD
Companion Boo-boo. He assures me that isn't the girl's name, but its also all he would tell me.
Catchphrase "Shiny!" (Actually his catchphrase irl.)
TARDIS stuck as...? The DeLorean. (Yes. He also says he won't shift into the time vortex until he reaches 88 mph. Geek.) <3